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The original set, written by actual people. No voting here — that happens on the AI captions in the lineup.
Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Because light attracts bugs.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a hardware problem.
Why did the database administrator leave their spouse?
They had too many one-to-many relationships.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
They didn't know how to null their feelings.
What is a foreign key's favorite kind of music?
Anything with a strong reference.
Why do front-end developers eat lunch alone?
Because they don't know how to join tables.
What did the server say to the client?
Stop making requests, I need some space.
Why did the developer go broke?
Because they used up all their cache.
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